Gotham City, Friday night
Scum is out to drink and fight
Batman arrives in the Batmobile
Burning rubber, burning wheels

Cause tonight
Only Batman rules the night, oh yeah
So everybody, let’s go party
To the Batcave!!
 
Joker, Two-Face, Mr. Freeze
Batman gets them on their knees
When he’s done he screams “alright!”
And takes Catwoman doggie style

Cause tonight
Only Batman rules the night, oh yeah
So everybody, let’s go party
To the Batcave!!

Robin grabs another six
Then some whiskey, heavy mix
Batman’s busy in his bed
Poison Ivy giving head

Cause tonight
Only Batman rules the night, oh yeah
So everybody, let’s go party
To the Batcave!!